In the immortal words of Sandra Lee...

It's cocktail time!!

...

WOW

Here's another! You're so lucky.






I'm hungry a lot at work.

Oh hi.

With the advent of a new job, moving, acquiring a dog, and whatever, I haven't been paying attention to Dinosaurs as much. Oops.
Sorry.

I didn't want to get fired for drawing cartoons, at least not in the first two weeks. Luckily, cartoons are tolerated at the new place, so here's some pictures I drew on post-its...






Forgive the quality. Scanned them in with the photocopier at work. Ain't technology somethin' else.

Finally

Weenies!

Potato Cannon

So, the other weekend we were using highly flammable spray fixative to fuel some potato cannons that we just "happened to have lying around."

100% accurate depiction of events that took place. I guarantee.

I'm too caffeinated to think of an appropriate title.

"Howdy, Cousin," one apple said to the other. The speaker had a green tinge to his dull skin and he wore a filthy bandanna over his mouth, muffling his rough voice. He was flanked by two of the ugliest pieces of produce imaginable. To his right, a corpulent, oozing, bruised tomato called Harold, a freshly lit cigar jammed into the corner of his mouth. To the apple’s left was a lanky carrot that looked like he’d been boiled more than once, and who answered to the name Slim. Cowboy apple stared at the trio, hands placed lightly on his gun belt. “Howdy…cousin,” he replied quietly.

Caption written by some nut job.

Show down.

Dr. Pear sneered at Cowboy Apple. "You think you can win?" he said. "You think there'll ever come a time when I'm not at the top of the fruit pile? Well you're wrong!" Dr. Pear turned his back on Cowboy Apple, knowing the worthless piece of pulp would never have the gumption to take him down. He lowered his gun just as the bullet sailed through his finely stitched suit.

(Caption written by the lovely Larissa)

Hot Dog SMASH!!!!

This here's my town...

Special double feature for the night

Oh my... That's two smoking fruit in a week.

Then again, that's four cartoons posted in a week...